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buck don’t worry they’re just… sword… fighting?
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So Dewey was spending father son bounding time with a stroll down the board walk and one of the gaurds had to say some shit about his waifu, this was completely random and like most things extremely fun to make
I think that is awkward enough
Yesterday was not a good day, Today will be more rad!
Someone had asked me what I think of Pewey. this is how I see it.
hilaryflorido: Mayor Dewey back peddling while Onion keeps it real.
The Star Files. Paranormal Activity. Mayor Dewey Denies Knowledge. Ronaldo Fryman. Perdiot. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! TRUST NO ONE!
Mayor Dewey is a homunculus, his son is a homunculus, I’M A HOMUNCULUS! ARE THERE ANY OTHER HOMUNCULI I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT!?
THE FULL SET IS COMPLETE! I ignored original Greed BTW, because we hardly knew him. Ling Greed was more important to the Brotherhood storyline. If I was going to draw original Greed, he would be Marty.
My Holo-Heart will go on.
Another SU Character getting dressed for Halloween.
They don’t serve cakes in Beach City that are as good as the ones in Dallas. Not to mention Mayor Dewey doesn’t allow free things.(Submitted by rice-is-nice-243)
What a shame
Clearly the only way to resolve the Malachite situation is to lure Lapis out of the ocean with the promise of making fart noises during political speeches.(Submitted by themysteriousmissfey)
The power was OFF today in Beach City, but the weird was ON!Mayor Dewey told everyone in town it’d be back on by sundown, but HE WAS LYING! He also told my dad that it was just some routine maintenance work. He was probably LYING about that
radlesfem-impa: bellum-crystallis: mayor–dewey: xxxubbles: I don’t understand how the fandom is still bullying individuals over their ships. “Ships” are fictional relationships based on fans’ opinions. All individuals (at least in Steven
williamdewey: the fandom’s favorite characters list on the steven universe wiki, featuring mayor dewey as number 58 with an astonishing 3 votes. next to him are the cluster and an unnamed fish
“COVER-UP? WHAT COVER-UP! SECURITY!” RISING TIDES/CRASHING SKIES WASN’T FILLER YOU GUYYYYSSS!!!!!11!1!11!!
Mayor Dewey back peddling while Onion keeps it real.
Huh…I typed up the tag for Steven Galaxy on tumblr searchnever thought I’d see pics of Mayor Dewey getting anally humped by Jasper and PeridotInternet never ceases to amaze me
The Not Easily Impressed One.
Pat pat.
…Is there anyone else I can talk to about this?
Great kid.
Really real politics. Really fake offices.
Everybody is safe and accounted for! …mostly.
chickenwraith: mayor dewey
Dewey be checking out dem bird titties
If Mayor Dewey had hair
dawnchanworld: That moment when you realize that Pearl is larger than Mayor Dewey…
Everyone loves Pearl’s Pearls (or lack of)
fakesuepisodes: We Crystal BearsWhen Grizz, Panda, and Ice Bear win a free trip to Beach City through a contest which Mayor Dewey hopes will increase the town’s tourism, they get more than they bargained for when they think the Crystal Gems are some
Mayor Dewey
for emoji challenge (no longer accepting prompts please) i was gonna pick a su character i liked more but this expression is a perfect choice 4 the Dew
roboyuji: gingidraws: I saw this post (x) and it was gold so I drew itMayor Dewey’s got it rough((EDIT: Made the font smaller bc it was huge)) Remember the lesson of your ancestor, Mayor Dewey! Im surprise he is still alive lol XD
mayor dewey replied to your post: anonymous asked:Hey do you know w…is Lucky! a refernce to when in onion trade the GUYS machine said lucky after steven got a dave guypossibly! Though I think it might be a reference to Super Mario RPG (the game
mayor dewey replied to your post: I love Pearl’s little snorting laugh w…me too also the animation when she did it
Not hating on folks who ship Pearl/Mayor Dewey ‘cause folks should ship what they want and it’s not hurting anyone but I sure wish it had a ship name so I could blacklist it because I personally do not like it at all but no one ever seems
Mayor Dewey crushing on Pearl, Jamie crushing on Garnet, whose going to crush on Amethyst? I vote Ronaldo
alyssakorea: An isometric view of Beach City! I tried to make this for the second Steven Universe t-shirt contest, but was too short on time ORZ
irhien: i drew this for some art challenge a while ago i really dont know why i didn’t post this befor e
ohcorny: chickenwraith: mayor dewey mayor dewey (mayor dewey)
tetera-encantada: no dinner fOR A THOUSAND YEARS
tarajenkins: the-snowflake-owl: tarajenkins: the-snowflake-owl: tarajenkins: Y’all probably think I’m kidding about Sunshine converting me to her Pearl/Mayor Thirsty ship but the scene we played out where he unexpectedly graduated to Cling Material
The Marvelous and Zimtastic
zeppelis:[mayor dewey van voice] mayor dewey mayor dewey
“What´s two hundred years between friends?”Can you imagine whole generations of Dewey being friendzoned by Pearl.
cirilee: ↳ this is an au in which pearl and mayor dewey are (kind of) frenemies, dewey fighting for earth and his rights as a human being and pearl fighting for the diamond authority - here’s some further explanation x i think i’ll call it peweynemies?
opalesbian: proof that mayor dewey and lemongrab are actually the same person. dewey will now be known as “tomatograb”
zeppelis: [mayor dewey van voice] mayor dewey mayor dewey